January 2012
FACT: I like having sex with women
What most people are gonna be like tonight:
as-vain-as-i-allow:
What I’m gonna be like tonight:
africans:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
im-a-walking-paradox:
Seriously though, yolo sounds like some cheap Mexican candy that you buy from the corner store
December 2011
thesecondevil:
oh my fuck
NOBODY KNOWS THE CODE TO THE SAFE
WHY THE FUCK DO WE EVEN HAVE A SAFE
NOW I CAN’T GET MY SOCIAL SECURITY CARD OUT FOR WORK
AH MAH FACKIN GAHD
im just doing it for the gif brosky